
Poster created by Hannah Ward who also runs the Monday Craft Night at The Basement called, coincidentally, STICKY FINGERS.
* 11:25 p.m. - Police determined people throwing food on cars at a College Street parking lot were determined to be members of a college lacrosse team goofing off. (So that's an alibi?)
* 2:23 p.m. - A West Street woman told police a man entered her home, took her phone and then replaced it with another phone. Police said there is no evidence such an incident occurred. (But is there any evidence that it didn't occur?)
* 8:56 a.m. - A North East Street resident reported an opossum got inside the chicken coop. (What are the laws on the books for this sort of thing? Should there be WANTED posters for animals?)
* 11:40 p.m. - Police kept the peace after a mother and daughter got into an argument over homework at Echo Village Apartments. (The police agreed to do the homework in exchange for coffee.)
* 1:27 a.m. - A woman seen streaking on Rolling Green Drive was not found by police. (Despite their arrival at the scene within two minutes of the call.)
* 2:48 a.m. - Two men running with ladders on North Pleasant Street near Phillips Street were gone when police got there.(An hour later two homes were robbed with the burglars inexplicably gaining access through second story windows.)
* 9:05 p.m. - Police determined that a Taylor Street woman's complaints about neighbors snowblowing snow onto her house and windows were not legitimate. Strong gusts of wind were determined to be responsible for the snow hitting her house.(Allegations that neighbors were shining bright lights into her house were determined to be caused by the sun.)
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This comment from my friend Peter Choyce in Los Angeles: The sum total of all the Rolling stones music must include everything made AFTER Exile to this day. that means more than 50 percent of their music has been very poorly written and bombastically executed tripe. The rolling stones are responsible for some of the worst music the world has ever heard,not withstanding SOLO recordx from each of the surviving members.
A ballsy band would pick ONLY the songs written after SOME GIRLS. Very few people in the audience would know what was being played or how such awful tunes could be construde as RS songs, when they, infact, are. I'm sure if you put a RESIDENTS-NEGATIVELAND type deconstructive slant on these songs they could turn out to be much better than the original, that is, as long as they succeeded in not sounding too much like the original. Otherwize no one would believe that songs so awful could possibly be Kieth/Richard compositions, which they are. FIFTY percent of RS songs are very poor "disco sucks" horn laden overwraught garbagey productions. In order to fairly represent the RS, you MUST make 50 percent of the evenings songs this material.
See, that is WHY the Beatles broke up when they did. They did not need to be haunted by STEEL WHEELS in their repertiore.
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peter choyce
prior review works for me.
why can't people quit when they are ahead?
What a remarkable idea--too bad I missed the Tom Waits one.
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