Thursday, January 15, 2009

Why can't he just use a cantaloupe like a normal person?

Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

hk-man-penis02 Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench picture

Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis. Full story here.

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Anonymous said...

I had a nightmare as a small child that I got my head stuck in between the springs on my trampoline, and my parents had to take the whole trampoline to the hospital to free my head. Instead of cutting the trampoline, though, the doctors decided to unscrew my head, and they replaced it with a new one. I had a period of time where I wasn't sure if the nightmare was actual or not.

Llamas, go figure.

Anonymous said...

Mmmmm...cold metal...

Anonymous said...

something like that will happen to me soon if I don't get some... I'd ask you to help me out, but last I knew you were you were all set in that department... ;)

Anonymous said...

Whahahahahaha... Its funny how stupit someone can be....

Anonymous said...

"it's funny how STUPIT someone can be" LMAO!! You said it!! The guy in the story is also less than intelligent.

Anonymous said...

ooo i would love my penise to get stuck in a metal bench,how did it feal.i just think of the fealing ooo man that would feal so good.