



But I love goofing around.
* 11:25 p.m. - Police determined people throwing food on cars at a College Street parking lot were determined to be members of a college lacrosse team goofing off. (So that's an alibi?)
* 2:23 p.m. - A West Street woman told police a man entered her home, took her phone and then replaced it with another phone. Police said there is no evidence such an incident occurred. (But is there any evidence that it didn't occur?)
* 8:56 a.m. - A North East Street resident reported an opossum got inside the chicken coop. (What are the laws on the books for this sort of thing? Should there be WANTED posters for animals?)
* 11:40 p.m. - Police kept the peace after a mother and daughter got into an argument over homework at Echo Village Apartments. (The police agreed to do the homework in exchange for coffee.)
* 1:27 a.m. - A woman seen streaking on Rolling Green Drive was not found by police. (Despite their arrival at the scene within two minutes of the call.)
* 2:48 a.m. - Two men running with ladders on North Pleasant Street near Phillips Street were gone when police got there.(An hour later two homes were robbed with the burglars inexplicably gaining access through second story windows.)
* 9:05 p.m. - Police determined that a Taylor Street woman's complaints about neighbors snowblowing snow onto her house and windows were not legitimate. Strong gusts of wind were determined to be responsible for the snow hitting her house.(Allegations that neighbors were shining bright lights into her house were determined to be caused by the sun.)
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Speaking of Dreams of Cats, last week our 21 year old cat died, and that first night she was in my dream. It was one of those lucid dreams. In the dream I said to my wife, "look there's our cat!", but, my wife couldn't see her.
The next day I told my wife about seeing our cat in my dream, but I couldn't bear to tell her that in the dream she hadn't seen her.
The next night, my cat was in my dream again, but my wife wasn't. I guess I was feeling guilty that I was dreaming of our recently departed cat, and she wasn't. After that second night I stopped dreaming of our cat.
Finally, last night, my wife had a dream and our cat was in it. She took her to our garden to look at flowers. Now I am looking forward to sleeping tonight, because I won't feel guilty when my dear cat is in my dream again.
Great cat dream pic, Jim. Hope you don't mind if I borrow it for my cat blog. Anon, that is such a touching story.
Yeah and Tate and Simic are just goofing around, right?
There is goofing and there is goofing. There are lines and there are elipses. Just ask Zippy the Pinhead.
Some things coalesce on the page, others soon afterward.
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