Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Three Wolves Shirt and Zubaz Pants for the Wal-Mart Hipster Set

Amazon.com sells much more than just books. David Kutcher at Confluent Forms tipped me to this beauty. But the "customors also bought" items (see Zubaz pants below) and customer reviews are really where the magic begins. Click on the shirt and see for yourself. Here are some samples.

"The manager at my local McDonald's refused to serve me when I entered shirtless in my buffalo-skin chaps and beaver pelt moccasins. I've since been searching to find the perfect top to go with my turquoise necklace and bolo tie. $35 bucks later, I can hold my head high as I wait for my Filet-O-Fish."

"Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women."

"Whenever I wear the wolf shirt I have a lot less issues with involuntary urination."

" Would make a great gift for any man who loves the "call of the wild" thing."

"I've gained a new found confidence that has allowed me to defraud over 200 elderly couples in the past 6 months alone. "

Zubaz Pants
"I wear these pants with nothing more than Crocs on my feet and hair on my chest, and prance around the block like the mighty, legendary Zebracorn."

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